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Alabama Dirty Bear 

When a guy shits on another guy's chest and watches from a far masturbating while the second guy combs the dry shit from his chest hair
Alex totally used Ethan as his Alabama Dirty Bear

Dirty Polar Bear 

Requires some preparation:

The act of restraining your partner with fuzzy white handcuffs and slipping a frozen dildo into her ass. The resulting roar of icy anger is what gives the act it's name.
I have never seen anything more angry than your mom after the Dirty Polar Bear.
Dirty Polar Bear by Zmann966 September 11, 2011

dirty panda bear 

A person who is emotionally unstable and rather sleep all day and play games
dirty panda bear by Gang gang hoe September 11, 2021

dirty beard 

A minor spot like rash that appears around the month from eating pussy for a length of time. The serverity depends on the cleanliness of the lady and the amount of time spent down below.
Ted: What are those spots around your month?
Doogle: I went muff diving with Mrs Doyle now i have dirty beard!
dirty beard by nic0teen March 3, 2011

DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD 

THE EXCESS SKIN HANGING DOWN FROM A WORE OUT MUCH USED VIGINA RESEMBLING THE APPEARANCE OF A CHICKEN/ROOSTERS LOOSE DANGLING BEARD. SLANG FOR LOOSE VAGINA.
MARY STRIPPED NAKED AT TODDS PARTY SHOWING EVERYONE HER DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD JUST BEFORE SHE SANK THE BOAT IN THE POND.
DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD by BNEVILS August 24, 2008

dirty majestic beard 

When the Majestic Beard is moisturized by the vaginal fluids of a thousand virgin's
Hey did you guys check out Eli's Majestic Beard it's been moisturized by a thousand virgin's that's a Dirty Majestic Beard