A medical thing that helps your throat when you have a very sore throat and a very bad cough. It is known as the "number one" thingy for stuff like that. It is known to be good for coughs and throat sores.
Guy 1: So you went down on Candy last night huh?
Guy 2: Yeaaaah buddy! It was all good until I took a mouthful of musky lemsip - tasted like shit but it really helped my cold.
A naughty lemsip involves opening a packet of lemsip, then peeling back ones foreskin and pouring the contents of the packet on to ones todger. With said todger prepared, one proceeds to roger ones wife or significantly other, resulting in a fizzy and fun cold remedy.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.