A Romanian guido. They where too much cologne, talk about how sick their cars are. Generally talk about Audi, BMW, and V-Dubs. They also listen to "hardcore" hip-hop/rap because they are such thugs. Party every weekend with other bromanians and most likely live at home and mooch off of their parents. They also generally meet up at Romanian Pentecostal churches where they all decide where to go "kick it"
There are also sub cultures of the Bromanian. Every major city has a stereotypical kind. Major cities include Seattle, Portland, Sacramento (Sac-town), L.A., Phoenix, Chicago (Chi-town), and New York.
Hey bro, we're going to go boarding this weekend. Oh sick bro, who's ride are we rolling in? Probably Flavius' Jetta, it's fucking euro style. I'll bring the lil wayne and deadmau5. That's tyte bro
Bromanian 1 - "Dude I'm so pissed, I found this Audi/BMW for only like 20k and my parents won't buy it."
Bromanian 2 - "That's fucking gay bro, what the fuck is their problem"
Often confused with the organic chemistry compound of the same name, a bromonium a person who is consistently a bro, short for brother. They're with you to the end, and aren't fake or dishonest with you. The second part of the word comes from harmonium, which is a pump organ that makes a very long, continuous sound using very little effort. A true bro is a bromonium, because they don't pretend to be a bro temporarily or only in certain situations.
Anthony is a true bromonium. He's with you to the end. But Robert? Not so much...
Bromanian Techno is when EDM bros and deep house music fans switch over to the trendy style of Romanian techno to seem cooler and more hipster than they actually are.
That poser used to be into EDM and dubstep but now is into Raresh and is totally a Bromanian techno fan!