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Toyotadope 

A toyotadope is a person who recurrently exhibits very poor driving ability and judgement in a passive manner. In contrast to the poor aggressive driving characteristics ov the typical Mustang or entry level BMW driver, the road manner ov the toyotadope is halcyon under the delusion that they are operating in a safe manner. Although the disease may afflict owners ov other marques, the uncanny commonality ov symptoms apparent in drivers ov non-sporting Toyota and Lexus automobiles warrants the appellative designation ov Toyotadope. Symptoms ov the disease include driving well under the speed limit, taking an excessive length ov time to execute a turn, failure to drive after a traffic light turns green, stopping as soon as a light turns yellow, swerving all over their lane without drug inebriation, randomly stopping without triggering their hazard lights, and stopping when the adjacent traffic has a stop sign and the toyotadope does not. Although the toyotadope may believe that they are driving in a safe manner, their behavior clearly increases the level ov hazard by clogging up the sensical and consensual flow ov traffic. The proliferation ov toyotadopes can be viewed as a plague or scourge ov the roadways, and trepidation must be taken while operating a vehicle in vicinity to them. It must also be noted from quantitative observation that the most common type ov person afflicted with the disease is a young to middle aged female with leftist political ideologies.
I'm sorry that your pizza is late sir. I was stuck behind a toyotadope for most ov the way here.
Toyotadope by Puddles the Seal January 3, 2019
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tolyadope 

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You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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