Shit Wank 

The first one ever done by CodComedyTJ it is when you jack off while taking a shit

TJ- I'm having a shit wank
Any normal person- EW WHAT THE FUCK!

Shit Wank by PoopieMcPooperTon February 16, 2021

Shit Wank 

Wanking whilst sitting down and having a shit, as it makes the shitting far more enjoyable, and also much, much easier

Damn, I had a really good shit wank today....

Oh, that shit wanking makes shitting so much nicer and easier

I was turtling, and at the same time feeling really horny, so I sat down and had a good shit wank...

Shit Wank by Bibbo November 16, 2006

Shit wank 

Shit Wank is an Australian record label who specialize in esoteric music genres, including speedcore, terrorcore, chiptune, shitcore, noise, horrorcore, and breakcore. They are more predominately known for making harsh music with highly suggestive and nsfw album art and extremely innapropriate and vulgar lyrics, resulting in an 18+ only website fo their label.

Some of the artist on this label include Passenger of Shit (who is the founder of ShitWank), Shitting Whore, Dj California Crisis, Ethereal Girl, Hitler Buttsecks, and Suicide Rap Orgy.

Have you listened to the new albums released by Shit Wank?

No, I dont listen to them. I'd prefer to keep my ear drums

Shit wank by EdgyDabs420 January 2, 2018

shit wank 

A total and complete dickoff in wich no one likes.

holy shit, jerrys such a wannbe ganster, I HATE THAT SHIT WANK!

shit wank by mama lover April 13, 2005

Shit Wank 

Using your shit as a lube when you wank. Also known as defecation-masturbation.

There's nothing better than a shit wank, except maybe a banana wank.

Shit Wank by David is a gay January 27, 2007

Shit Wank 

A wank that is so bloody rubbish it could be described as being shit. A Shit Wank.

Having completed the first 100 lap endurance race of many on Gran Turismo, I thought I'd reward myself with a nice bit of self-pleasure. I wish I hadn't bothered though. It was a shit wank.

Shit Wank by Silas T. Oysterburger January 14, 2009

Shit Wank 

A form of wanking in which 2 lovers use each other's shit in each of their holes to gain orgasmic pleasure.

Girl i wanna have a shit wank with you

Shit Wank by guy May 4, 2004