Dick slacker
Dick slacker by Mikey1985 April 23, 2018
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Dick Smacker
Rob: Hey man I was thinking about stopping by your party. Is there a lot of girls there?
James: It's just a bunch of dudes right now.
Rob: Ah sounds like a real dick smacker
James: It's just a bunch of dudes right now.
Rob: Ah sounds like a real dick smacker
Dick Smacker by ROBICON April 29, 2010
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Dick Slicker
A Dick Slicker, or slicker, is a condom, a "raincoat" or "Slicker" for your penis. Just as a rain slicker is worn to protect your body from exposure to unfriendly weather, a "dick slicker" is worn to protect your pecker from exposure to unfriendly snatch.
"If you're going to Jamie's tonight, don't forget the Dick Slicker. She spends so much time at the free clinic she has her own parking space.
Dick Slicker by ImSkattered March 17, 2008
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Dicksmacker
1. A tool, douchebag, or all around loser who is lacking friends and/or social skills.
2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.
3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.
2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.
3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.
Guy with the properties: Hey, you owe me X Dollars.
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.
or
"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"
"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.
or
"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"
"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."
Dicksmacker by Skye Guy May 31, 2009