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pop tart pussy 

when a girls vagina has such a distinct smell, that in the morning, after a long night of finger-bangin', when going to eat a pop-tart you are overwhelmed by the smell of that pussy.
Jesus finger-fucking Christ that girl from last night got that pop tart pussy
pop tart pussy by Brandon Lawson February 3, 2007

pussy tartare 

unprotected sex; hitting it raw

Just as tuna tartare is enjoyed raw, so is pussy tartare. (See also dick tartare.)
Dude 1: Did you take your girl out for dinner last night?
Dude 2: Nah, but I still got the pussy tartare.
pussy tartare by Dan O.P.P. October 3, 2016

Pussy Tartare 

When you go down on a woman while she is menstruating. The bloody feast is aromatic and flavorful a la steak tartare.
"Hey man, I heard that you went down on Susie last night. Isn't she on the rag?"

"Yeah bro, I loves me some Pussy Tartare"
Pussy Tartare by Mallobean August 21, 2013

Pussytar 

It is a person who can make any female wet in matter of seconds
My friend: looks at a female

Kat:I am wet
Me to my friend: you are the Pussytar *bow down*

pussyfart cumface 

One who has recently had a creampie quefed onto their face.
Noone has very much respect for the pussyfart cumface.
pussyfart cumface by Squeejek October 14, 2020
adjective: Used when describing someone who possesses the qualities of a pussy and a retard. Also known as someone who is both stupid and a scaredy cat.
Girl #1: What the fuck, he's being so stupid and is not even owning up to his idiocy.

Girl #2: Don't even pay attention to him, he's a pussytard.
pussytard by hehnehseees February 20, 2011