porntits 

A person with really large amazing tits who is sassy , super bossy, and ultra bangable but slightly intimidating because they are so cool. You know you want them just like you want porn tits

“She was such a Porntits I wish I had asked her out”

porntits by Iriscat666 November 25, 2017

Commander Porktits 

Usually a woman masquerading as a man on internet forums. Constantly seeks attention and approval. Is prone to petty fighting. Enjoys Nascar, corn, and adultery.

RedFox74 is trolling so hard, she has become Commander Porktits.

Commander Porktits by LizardKing December 17, 2012

porntition 

A division of a hard disk created to conceal your porn and porn activities from others, especially those who wouldn't approve such as a wife, girlfriend, or significant other.

Dave created a porntition so his wife wouldn't find out about his massive porn addiction.

porntition by Neb Smada March 20, 2016