chili pie 

A manuever that can only be executed by first performing the scary uncle.

I wanted to give her a chili pie, but I couldn't get her into the scary uncle.

chili pie by Asyd309 April 23, 2005

tater baby chili pie 

Laura’s favorite sex move.

Laura said, “Come give me a tater baby chili pie!”.

tater baby chili pie by Super Jason November 3, 2019

Arkansas Chili Pie 

The act of shitting in your lady friend’s vagina while simultaneously packing Fritos up her poop chute. Once complete, enjoy.

Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.

Darlene gave me that look last night before bed, had to give her the ole Arkansas Chili Pie.

Arkansas Chili Pie by theyeetman February 15, 2019

Chili Pot Pie 

To spray chili into a girls vagina.

I took my girl out for Mexican food last night and gave her a sexy dessert of chili pot pie when we got home.

Chili Pot Pie by Doeschna March 18, 2017

Cream Pie Child 

A person who's mother was impregnated during a pornographic film.

Little Bradley got online to wank one day, and then discovered who his father was. He knew then, he was a cream pie child.

Cream Pie Child by SUSUGAM October 23, 2005