fistdick

"Define it!"

Ok...
"When a man has a fist and and a forearm for a cock, thus resulting in maximum pain when penetrating"

"Oh no, he's gonna dick me with his fist!"
"Yeah we got kinky last night. He whipped out the fistdick 😏"
"When a man has an extra large penis, or more moistly, his fist and forearm."

by The all knowing turtle April 19, 2018

two fist dick

A dick / cock / penis that is at least sufficiently long enough or longer to be able to wrap two full fists around it at once.

My dick is a two fist dick because I can fully wrap both my fists around it at once.

by twofistdick September 3, 2012

Fishdicks

A joke involving a play on words in a South Park episode, because really... if you like putting fishsticks in your mouth, you're a gay fish!

Everyone: Do you like fish sticks?
Kanye West: Yeah
Everyone: Do you like putting fishdicks in your mouth?
Kanye West: Yeah
Everyone: What are you, a gay fish?!?!?

by ~FD3~ April 9, 2009

Baby Fist Dick

Baby fist dick is a deformity of the male genitals in which the otherwise "bell" shaped head of the man's penis is smooshed in a bit and resembles a baby's fist. If you suffer from such a deformity, my the God's have mercy on your soul.

*Watching porn* "Euuggh, look at the baby fist dick on this guy! I can't even watch what happens next."

by The Devil You Know April 29, 2013

Double fist dick punch

Using both fists to simultaneously punch someone or your self in the dick.

I told my friend I would double fist dick punch him if he ate my leftovers

by Somc33 December 15, 2022

Fishdick

A male-identifying person who's display of over-compensation is so outrageous, they may as well have a genital papilla instead of a penis.

I'd ask my female friend if she'd like to see a show, but her boyfriend is a fishdick and gets mad when she hangs out with other guys.

by KittyGoGo August 19, 2014

Fishdick

a ginger haired soft cunt who sit's in the corner of the room pissen everyone off!!!!!!

'wah get outa me face Fishdick', 'huhuh Fishdick!'

by twinny March 29, 2005