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Pizza Cum 

The flavour of one's cum after over-consumption of pizza. Comes with variety of flavours depending on the toppings on said pizza.
James eats so much pizza, when he gets a blowjob, the giver always tastes the flavour of "pizza cum" when he blows his load in them making them swallow because it was that delicious.
Pizza Cum by DrArmageddon August 11, 2017
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cum-on-a-pizza 

cum-on-a-pizza is a masturbation game that guys play, similar to cum-on-a cookie, except all the guys jack off on a large pepperoni pizza and the last dude to have a cumgasm, has to eat the cummiest piece of pizza -- and the guys keep doing that until the pizza is gone.
We played cum-on-a-pizza and I kept losing, so I had to eat a lot of cummy pizza -- yum!
cum-on-a-pizza by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

national cum in a pizza day 

national cum in a pizza day is on September 22, or on September 11, depending on my mood.
*this definition is not related to National cum on a pizza day*
guy 1: “yo bro happy national cum in a pizza day! i just ordered some Little Caesars”

guy 2: “LETS FUCKING GOOO”

Cumbubble Pizza Rager 

A party where you and your bros blow cumbubbles out each others asses and eat fresh smegma topping pizza while circle jerking in a game of twister.
Dude that cumbubble pizza rager at chad's was off the hook.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026