hartgen 

A hartgen, frequently known as a hart-gin, is an individual who has an unhealthy relationship in their 'hart' with gin and other products alike. Often labelled but mistaken as alcoholics, Hartgen's are always out for a good time rather than a long time.

Farking hell, that lass is a top hartgen... pass her the bucket.

hartgen by Asdf1993 July 31, 2017

Hargenbargle 

- A funny word that i thought i heard somehwhere, but infact, made up.
- Tends to describe something completely random, or is send at random times or during silence

- Paul: Triceratops monkey!
Smudge: Hargenbargle!?!
Paul: Spanner-buckets are fooleries!!

- All Silence
HARGENBARGLE!!!

Hargenbargle by Smudge TB October 2, 2006

Harten

A good friend, who is stereotypical german and very eager to save his pwn money as much as possible. Like a stereotypical german. They are funny, ith a stereotypical german humour and alsways listen. They also are always up to date on the news.

Friend 1: Harten, you‘re hilarious! You should come over for a dinner party!
Harten: Ah, nein Danke. Sprit kosten sind zu teuer. (Ah, no thank you. Gas prices are too expensive.)

Or

Friend 1: He’s more german than any other german.
Friend 2: He’s Harten.

Harten by charles-kenway66 June 20, 2022

Yargen Hargen Spoofen 

Random phrase invented to let people know you're getting off of the couch or other similar sitting object.

Guy Getting Off Couch: YARGEN HARGEN SPOOFEN!

Other Guy: Huh?

Yargen Hargen Spoofen by XXVRXX October 15, 2010

Hartenbauer 

The male version has much trouble with women. In the stone age, male Hartenbauer cavemen would charm females with their large man boobs. Once seduced the female would have to be on top during sexual intercourse.

Now days Hartenbauers are typically republicans who are thought to be conspiring to kidnap Hillary Clinton. They find relationships difficult, and make themselves feel better by eating cake. Once a male Hartebauer finds his true love, they will be inseparable and truly happy.

The Hartenbauer sure loves his cake! I guess that means he couldn't get a date tonight.

Hartenbauer by Fresh Prince of Persia October 3, 2007

hartenbower 

to play dungeons and dragons to the point of numbing social desparity; also: to become obsessed with mint condition comic books at the expense of sex appeal

That guy pulled a hartenbower all weekend, now he's headed to the comic-con... he should get a life.

hartenbower by Little Ben-Ben May 5, 2006

Hurtgenation 

The act of one gentlemen performing a backwards manwich chili dog (penis aimed toward the bellybutton, balls dangling over the obese man's mouth). When he is ready to release his hot gooey butter he will aim toward the belly button shooting a a fresh, hot mixture of poop-spooj into it. Then with his arthritic stricken fingers he will do his best to scoop out the mix of poop-spooj and apply it to the tops of their favorite frozen treat. While the two men eat it is essential for one of them to complain about their schedule at work.

I would go to dairy queen with you but I just had a couple of hurtgenations the other day.

Hurtgenation by SlamaLamaDingDong November 11, 2008