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Palmerton
Okay. Where do I even start. I dont even consider Palmerton a town because of how small it is. Its more of a village where all the rednecks come out of their cottages and roam the town. You have the children who like to suck eachother off any minute they have. Theyre like flytraps. Out of womb and already wanting that booty. Then you have the highschoolers who vape eachothers spinal fluids. They also have sex any chance they get. Then you have the low-income adults. Most have 5 kids and counting, and the ladies have different dads for each kid. Fathers are usually the fat rednecks that live at Joey B's and go to Country Harvest to get Zimmermans and a dose of advil because they cant handle taking care of their crack head kids. Lastly, you have the random hobos that show up out of no where and lick eachothers asscracks for a lollipop.
Palmerton by BreadLoaf666 December 19, 2018
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Palmerton, PA
An incredibly incestuous redneck shithole in the gem of Pennsylvania, Carbon County. It's named after some asshole who destroyed the environment to get some sunscreen metal. In this town, children average 6 and a half feet tall due to genetic mutations caused by generations of inbreeding. It is most notable for the disturbing lack of any other ethnic group, because pretty much everyone there is legitimately racist. However, despite intense homophobia, people also are immensely gay at the same time and highly enjoy drugs and normie memes.
Some Guy: Hey, Dave, wanna go to Palmerton?
Dave: No thanks I like not being the only one who isn't fucking my sister.
In Palmerton, PA Spics, Chinks, and Queers are about as scarce as a relationship that isn't between two first cousins.
Dave: No thanks I like not being the only one who isn't fucking my sister.
In Palmerton, PA Spics, Chinks, and Queers are about as scarce as a relationship that isn't between two first cousins.
Palmerton, PA by Niger Tits May 16, 2017
Palmerton
A small inbred town in Pennsylvania where the women have mustaches and allow their foopahs to hang proudly. The men in this town have greasy and/or no hair, crooked teeth, and can be found mostly during the night at their local park using heroin. Every month the inhabitants of this hell hole meet near the middle of town and worship the statue of a donkey while drinking and shouting anti-semitic slurs at each other. Palmerton's most redeeming feature is the abandoned zinc plant that went out of commission in 1980 when it completely annihilated the miles of forests that once surrounded the town.
Steve: You got any heroin?
Jim: Yea, as soon as we are done admiring all the dead trees and the moon-like landscape surrounding Palmerton due to their lack of environmental responsibility we can shoot up.
Jim: Yea, as soon as we are done admiring all the dead trees and the moon-like landscape surrounding Palmerton due to their lack of environmental responsibility we can shoot up.
Palmerton by Mr. Pennsylvania February 28, 2009
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pubertorial by Codey December 15, 2008
Palmerton
Palmerton is a small useless town in Northeast Pa. Population is right around 7,000 on a good day. In Palmerton all of the sluts that think their cool pee in peoples locker for no reason. These ladies are normally stuiped and fat. This tends to go on daily in the local highschool.
Palmerton by Hi Taylor...Hope you read this April 8, 2011