Cabbagewank

A cuss or a slur used to tell your peers that they are being a little stupid wankface.

BELLLLAAA, stop being a CaBbAgEwAnk

Cabbagewank by BushyCuntDr4g0n July 20, 2017

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Bonkyhort Cabbagewank

When somebody wanks over a distorted image of benedict cumberbatch

oh dude, I did such a big Bonkyhort Cabbagewank last night

Bonkyhort Cabbagewank by TheOneWhoWantsItInTheBum November 21, 2017

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Cabbagewank • Bonkyhort Cabbagewank

Cabbage wank

The act of being pleasured manually by a physically disabled person

Good night last night John?
“Yeah went to that charity doo and ended up getting a cabbage wank behind the buffet table”

Cabbage wank by Lord loverocket October 8, 2018

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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