Southern douche 1: "Look over't that New Row Yankee."
Southern douche
2: "huhuhuh damn, you recon he gots him a colored'n in his fraternity?"
Southern douche 1: "I done think so...them
dang 'ol coon lovers"
Northern Fraternity man "Hey you inbred
trash, your old row came from our Old Row Fraternity."
Southern douche
2: "so does that make us new rowers?"
Northern Fraternity man: '...'