old row

An instagram page you wouldn't want to see your daughter on.

Did you see Hannah on Old Row?

by Sahdude April 4, 2017

old row

The act of eating a plate of dicks

I love to old row.

by Fuck Demi Lovato July 2, 2017

Old Row Fraternity

the procreation of a 'New Row' Fraternity, which is an oxymoron. New Rows are the Old Rows, only differing by graduation rate and racial ambiguity.

Southern douche 1: "Look over't that New Row Yankee."
Southern douche 2: "huhuhuh damn, you recon he gots him a colored'n in his fraternity?"
Southern douche 1: "I done think so...them dang 'ol coon lovers"
Northern Fraternity man "Hey you inbred trash, your old row came from our Old Row Fraternity."
Southern douche 2: "so does that make us new rowers?"
Northern Fraternity man: '...'

by Kingfrat1897 January 3, 2011