cum smoothie 

A drink made by having males ejaculate into a cup and adding fruits, vegetables, whipped cream and other flavorings and seasonings to make it wholesome. Depending on the variety of the males involved variations such as the Minnesota Cum Smoothie, South Indian Smoothie, 5th Ave Smoothie and such can be made.

Bob to gym friends: Hey guys, why don't y'all come over to my place and we can make ourselves a muscleman's cum smoothie.

cum smoothie by SantoshGeorge February 17, 2008

Cum smoothie 

A cum smoothie

Hey, do you wanna make a cummie? They are cum smoothies.

Cum smoothie by 70476328 June 13, 2017

The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.

Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!

The fruitcake cum smoothie by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025