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Phonesterbating 

The nearly unconscious compulsive use of a mobile telephone, perhaps partially concealed in your lap or under a table, at an inappropriate venue or time.
“Gosh you will never believe this…” said professor Livitz to Professor Cohen, “…I was lecturing about the balance of payments and this one kid was sitting there phonesterbating the whole time, he looked like a monkey fapping his pud.”
Phonesterbating by Professor Burns January 20, 2024

phoebester 

pheobester is a passionate explosive individual that cannot put up when you forget things
Phoebester was very passionate
phoebester by phoebester March 22, 2024

Phoneputer Slide 

When your phone accidentally slides along the keyboard of your computer/laptop.
Derik: qasdfghjkl

Mike: Yo what was that?

Derik: Sorry guys, my phone just did a Phoneputer Slide here along my keyboard.

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026