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Aardvark Tits 

Tits that resemble an aardvarks snout

Long droopy boobs like an ant eater nose

Disturbed Aardvark 

The action of Disturbed Aardvark consists of a man ejaculating in their partners Asshole while the partner is upside down so that a creampie is built up, once the Semen is in place the man must then snort the creampie and then follow up with sneezing the juices on the face of their partner.
Damn that chick just took one hell of a Disturbed Aardvark.

aardvark cum

there aint nothing colder than aardvark cum!
aardvark cum by minecraft129 May 27, 2012
Ardra is a best friend type girl.She is a perfect friend.If you ever see a person called Ardra . Do talk to her cause when ever you talk to her,you have noting to worry about. Enlightingly ,She is very entertaining,encouraging (no matter what),cool,funny,smart,clever,funny and awkwardly funny(she is awkward sometimes). if you are ever stuck in a bad situation or you are going to make a very hard decision, don't worry, the solution is right here.she will tell you the right thing to do.
me:you are going to India when?
Ardra: its not decided because we did'nt tick the boocket.
me:what?????
Ardra by omnictionarian#1 September 22, 2018

Aardvark Cum

The deadliest, coldest, semen produced by a warm blooded mammal ever. According to Amir Blumenfeld from popular Youtube channel CollegeHumor, who popularized the term, "Aardvark cum will freeze yo ass, Aardvark cum is frigid gas" Which let's you know that you don't want to fuck around with Aardvarks.
"I need a jacket! It's like Aardvark cum up in this bitch"
Aardvark Cum by Tswizzie September 12, 2013

aardvark 

the funky brown animal that lives in the front of the dictionary...the real one
aard·vark (ärdvärk)
n.
A burrowing mammal (Orycteropus afer) of southern Africa, having a stocky, hairy body, large ears, a long tubular snout, and powerful digging claws.
aardvark by REnergy December 13, 2004