cunt muffin 

n. Used to describe someone who is a failure at life in general. Second most creative insult ever (see cock juggling thunder cunt).

see also: fuckwit,assmunch,twat waffle,fucktard

Person 1: You know what? You're a fucktard.
Person 2: Shut up, assface
Person 1: Bitch tit!
Person 2: Fuckwit!
Person 1: Twat waffle!
Person 2: CUNT MUFFIN!
*silence*
Person 3: Damn... you got served

cunt muffin by MasterSheep August 30, 2005

Cunt Muffin 

The nicest and worst words put together.
It neutralizes the phase so it depends on the context in which it is used.
The phrase can be endearing or malicious.

"Good morning cunt muffin."

"Get on your knees, cunt muffin."

Cunt Muffin by valereally January 21, 2008

cunt muffin 

Someone who’s rude all time, bitchy attitude, and usually is an elise, blames other people for being narcissist

damm elise acts like a cunt muffin sometimes

cunt muffin by skinnyyyypenisss March 16, 2019

Cunt Muffin 

Carolyn Hennesy, an actress on General Hospital and Cougar Town who is know to be a giant cunt.

I can't watch General Hospital whenever that cunt muffin shows up.

Cunt Muffin by armlessphelan November 3, 2011

Cunt Muffin 

A muffin, usually blueberry, that is made with juice of a vagina.

Excuse me, would you like to try one of my cunt muffins.

Cunt Muffin by Big titybitch January 14, 2010

Cunt Muffin 

For when somebody is being really annoying or being ignorant

I was talking to Dominik today in class and he was being a real cunt Muffin

Cunt Muffin by Cancer Squad February 28, 2017

cunt muffin 

a person that eats a a lot muffins and is a real big cunt

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Tom
Guy 2: I heard that he was a huge cunt muffin
Guy 1: Yea he ate all my muffin's so i called him a cunt muffin

cunt muffin by YeetMaster42 August 12, 2018