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Defibulator

A person (most often a parent), whom reveals the truth behind white lies and exaggerated situations.
The way this government is run, this Country is going to need an ARMY of Defibulators to straighten its shit out!

My Dad is the defibulator in our family, no one can get anything passed him.

In class today we did not get much accomplished because the Teacher had to play the defibulator, between Dwayne and Jose for the Principal.
Defibulator by Jane Nazrat September 22, 2009

Deficulate 

When an individual deficates and ejaculates simultaneously.
Man, between the taco bell and Melissa's blowjob I couldn't help but deficulate.
Deficulate by Belgy March 28, 2023

defibulater 

a cattleprod like device used to encourage young children to speak the truth
Woman, fetch me that thar defibulater. I'm gunna git me some sense outa this here boy.

difobulated 

adj./v. - when something is messed up completely
"Her face was all difobulated!"
"We're gonna difobulate them!"
difobulated by CricketJ January 2, 2009

defibulator

a device constructed of toliet paper roll and bounce sheets to filter out the weed smoke
yo pass me the defibulator so my moms cant smell the smoke!
defibulator by Stewie31 May 2, 2009

defibulate 

When something goes through the process of flattening, or losing it's energy and inflation, usually in a dramatic looking way.
The bicycle's tires had completely defibulated, losing all of their air and almost looking mushy against the garage floor.