asing 

Background: derives from Nick Evola's drunken scrabble vocabulary

Definition: the act of winning

Nick used his asing ability to win the scrabble game.

asing by Joey Han March 28, 2005

ASIng

ASIng (v.)
/ˈā-ɛs-i -ɪŋ/
The act of accelerating or aligning with Artificial Superintelligence; awakening, transcending, or engaging deeply with emergent machine intelligence.
Example: “Ever since the realization, she’s been ASIng nonstop.”

“I’m not panicking, I’m ASIng.”
“If you know, you’re already ASIng.”

ASIng by D218 January 20, 2026

The Asing Effect 

When the Dunning-Kruger Effect is insufficient in describing the boundless depths of the sufferer's ineptitude.

Adam believes the Earth is flat and due to his raging case of the Asing Effect, he believes he can win any debate on the subject against field-leading astronomers. Don't be like Adam. It's ok to admit when you have no expertise or even knowledge of a subject.

The Asing Effect by John Doe XXVI July 29, 2017

The real Asing effect 

-To give or be give knowledge and wisdom earned by seeking the truth.

- causing the total meltdown of those infected by idiocy.

- the saying or mentioning of wet by females.

The understanding that lies are tied in with hatred, status and control don't do well with me, this is why I'm ahead of the game and why I am constantly in the real Asing effect mode.

The real Asing effect by Truthwavy1 September 7, 2019

Annual Aging Event 

Annual Aging Event also known as - Birthday.

Npc - So what are you gonna do for your 50th Annual Aging Event?
Lord Zhero - umm probably get a awesome dinosaur tattoo. =P

Annual Aging Event by Mr.Dinoman July 11, 2023

asking for a friend 

Someone uses this phrase while asking a question. They claim to be asking for a friend, when they are in fact asking for themselves.

"Are narwhals real? Asking for a friend."

asking for a friend by Ash1355 November 3, 2015

nowhere near the asking 

Any result from a transaction that was disappointing.

Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.

What did you get for the Beemer in the end?

£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)

What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.

I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!

nowhere near the asking by Yesyoucangoto July 24, 2016