A measure of the retardation and/or general incompetence of a given situation, often to the point where the whole thing becomes unintentionally hilarious. Things subject to DERPCON measurements include but are not limited to sporting events, presidential elections, business meetings, and weddings.
The 2010 Tennessee-LSU game reached DERPCON 1 when Les Miles called a QB keeper with 30 seconds on the clock and no timeouts.
depreciating convolution. sometimes linked to contribery and convodepricalision. eat my nutz. thanks. sometimes i like to travel back in time and save my career.
"Man that was back when it was ok to criticize the NYPD."
"Man... That was back when it was ok to depriconsiate..."
"I don't even know where you're going with this"
"Whatever. Stop convodeprializing me."