shitbone 

The hard, living, calcareous tissue constituting the skeletal framework of, and present in all mammels' feces, which provides strength and support to the shitlog.

When Tommy shat off the edge of the lookout tower, his fat steaming blacklog fell 100 feet to the ground. The impact splattered the turd, clearly splitting the shitlog's shitbone.

shitbone by HC Greenly January 3, 2007

shitbone 

when a guy and girl are having annel sex and the girl shits on the guys boner.

T gave C a shitbone.

shitbone by yank June 24, 2006

shitbone 

one who is not worthy of being actual shit

you're not even shit...you're the bones in shit

shitbone by sharon May 13, 2005

shitbong 

To fart while getting a blowjob

I was so loaded last night that I accidentally shitbonged her while she was chugging!

shitbong by old dirty buck November 2, 2009

shiboner 

A boner that is epic in magnitude. A chronic boner that can be embarrassing, especially if speaking in front of a large audience in sweat pants. It sometimes takes many hours or several buckets of ice water to recede.

That Indian girl at the frat party gave me a huge shiboner last night.

shiboner by Gunzilla April 1, 2009

shitcone 

The area of potential projection of faeces originating from the point of exit (anus) encapsulating all possible directions in which fecal matter may be found after defecation.

Timmys shitcone failed to reside entirely inside the basin.

shitcone by dukerattlehead March 11, 2008

Alaskan shitcone 

When a man shits it in two ice cream cones and shoves one up his boyfriends ass and another one in his mouth.

Matt: dude you should totally give me a Alaskan shitcone!

Alaskan shitcone by Gabby k March 9, 2015