sock monster 

Found in (or around) washing machines and tumble driers
Thought to be genetically modified , highley evolved organism. Although never actually sighted evidence points to its habits and breediung cycle. A voracious predator the sock monster preys on single socks always leaving behind one of the pair it has captured. Mystery surrounds this behaviour although zoologists surmise this may be an instinctual mechanism for long term survival. Able to cross great distances at speed and unseen there is almost no known method of defense.

Currently there is a research program to capture one and study its life cycle to provide some relief. The only known fact is sock monster numbers are proportional the number of people in residence at one location.

1 person = 1 monster, rare sock predation, victim is able to carry on normal life
2 persons = 2 monsters, infreqent predation
3 persons = 3 monsters, increased predation, victims are rarely able to find socks
4 persons = 4 monsters, forget it , no known cure, no socks at all for anyone

sock monster by binsurfer December 11, 2003

sock monster 

The sock monster is a mythical creature found prodominatly in Barrhaven Ontario but has since spread through to Canada's universities. When someone is passed out from a long night of drinking, the sock monster sneaks up on them, ever so quietly, and bites the tips off of their socks, leaving their toes to dangle. No one has ever seen or heard a sock monster in action, or know the where-abouts to their habbit but what is known is that the aftermath of the persons socks is quite a hilarious sight.

Damn man, Beaver just got bit by the sock monster. hahahaha

sock monster by Tommy Marshall November 22, 2006

sock monster 

Replace any noun with "Sock Monster"
(I realize it sounds weird, but try it out)

-That guy smells like an un-wiped asshole.
Becomes...
-That guy smells like an un-wiped sock monster.

sock monster by Connor Hannagan March 18, 2008

Sock monster 

Sock monster (noun)

When u have a intense nut in a sock and you incubate it so it comes to life

Had the best nut last night, had to make it a sock monster

Sock monster by Boi_person February 15, 2017

Sockmonsteredness 

n: the state of having your socks continually eaten by the washing machine, hence a decrease in the number of socks you own.

"I have a lot of sockmonsteredness lately"

Sockmonsteredness by master_gopher January 17, 2005