(noun) A wildly unpredictable situation, person, or thing that unexpectedly becomes a hit or gains massive attention despite being chaotic or messy.
"That new indie game is such a slapwagon. It looks janky, but everyone loves it."
"The party turned into a total slapwagon when the karaokemachine caught fire, but somehow, it was the best night ever."
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.