Bowzer

A Man or Woman who look exactly like the dog that they are walking.

Orig: From the Paul Rudd and Jason Segel Film 'I Love You Man'

"That Skinny Girl has a Greyhound, man she is a Bowzer"

Bowzer by Turkey Burgers August 27, 2014

bowzer

ugly girl, a bow wow, a dog

Did you see who The Bachelor picked at the end of this season? She's a real bowzer.

bowzer by Zilla150 April 12, 2010

Bowzer

pronouned "Bowza"

noun
name for a male who is especially two faced, rude, insulting, disrespectful to women, cowardly, cocky or bastardish. synonymous with scum-bag, cheater, dirt bag, two faced, etc...

That bloody Bowzer got me drunk, fucked me, and then stole all the cash in my purse!

That Bowzer lost a big bet and then refused to pay it.

That bowzer has been walking around behind his woman's back fucking anything with legs and he still claims he loves her.

Bad guy from The Mask, Warden From The Shawshank Redemption, Eliot Suitor-Fuck

Bowzer by hoosier22 October 31, 2008

Bowzer

Bowzer is a fantastic Unreal Tournament player. His stratagies and tactics in Onslaught often lead his team to victory and he has large potential leadership skills.

He is skilled in all avaliable Tournament weapons and is a fantastic driver. His tank skills are unmatched.

Bowzer will pwn you back into the stone age.

Bowzer by Steve July 22, 2004

bowzer

a nearly mindless word expressing numbskull wonderment

He took a hit of his crack pipe and then stared into the night saying: Bowzer!

bowzer by WamBamBoozle May 21, 2009

Bowzer

Totally awesome guy at Living With Style.

His favorite console is Gamecube.

Bowzer is a crunkin' good guy most of the time.

Bowzer by lmaodongs February 28, 2005

web bowzer 

Any web browser that you are not using because you deem it to be a dog. (Bowzer=a cross between the Basset Hound and the Miniature Schnauzer).

Many consider Internet Explorer to be nothing but a web bowzer

web bowzer by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011