walmartable

A girl or guy who you wouldn't normally give a second look to, but because they are in Walmart they are totally hot compared to all the other shoppers in the store.

Did you see that girl, she is totally Walmartable.

by Brendanbot5000 March 11, 2011

walmart

The only store that has the same person both greeting you when you enter, and then checkin your bags to make sure you didn't steal anything, when you leave.

Walmart...Only In America

by BMoney February 1, 2005

Walmarting

Walmarting is what all your friends know you did, but never actually saw you do. Walmarting is an alleged sexual interaction that others suspect happened or will happen due to viable circumstance.

Jason and Ashley disappeared from the party together, they were probably walmarting.

by Safiyya June 20, 2014

walmart

The center of all evil.

See McDonalds.

Person 1: Hey let's go to walmart and then to McDonalds!!!!!111one!1!!!!
Person 2(the cool person): nah, I think I'll hang out at this locally owned coffee shop/market instead.

by stuff you, jemaine! January 26, 2009

walmart

Supermarket of obscene size, with greeters having a permanent cheesy smile.

My emo girlfriend is a greeter at Walmart

by Kerb November 27, 2004

walmart

a corporation soon to rule the world with the help of McDonalds.

A) Hey wanna go to Walmart?

B) I would teabag walmart if they sold nuts big enough to do it!

A) I hear they're rolling back prices.

by This guy! June 6, 2005

walmart

1. the funnest place on earth
2. a place to go to beat your children

I love to go to Walmart and watch single mothers beat their children.

by goatcheese June 6, 2004