assdial 

ass dial

assdial by Industrio Melman April 26, 2003

ass dial

accidentally making a phone from the cell phone in your pocket by sitting on it or otherwise having unintentionally applying pressure to the buttons

Take your phone out of your pocket. Quit ass dialing me. I'm sick of listening to you singing along to the radio.

ass dial by Industrio Melman April 26, 2003

asscial 

(1)kind of like getting a facial but on the ass.
to get your ass waxed and sand blasted to make your ass as smooth as possible. this was created by vince mchamon on wwe in a episode were he got a asscial so that hhh would kiss his ass, but got his ass kick by hhh
instead.

i got my asscial tonight and it felt great!!!!

asscial by shane mchamon July 9, 2006

assial tissue 

Toilet paper is a stupid term. If you tend to your nose at the center of your face with facial tissue. then you must tend to your butthole at the center of your ass (aka your assfault) with assial tissue.

The first shortage during the pandemic was assial tissue, which people stupidly call toilet paper.

assial tissue by NeologianPJG April 19, 2020

asscial tissue 

A humorous term for toilet paper; a play on the phrase facial tissue

Facial tissue? It's on aisle 7, right beside the asscial tissue.

asscial tissue by GinaMarie October 8, 2007

assial 

assial adj. - describing kelly's ass powers

Man, I wish I could have assial powers like Kelly.

assial by the caveman from south america February 23, 2005

Assdildo 

A dildo reserved for the anus.

Susy, feeling horny, shoved the assdildo up her anus in a frenzy.

Assdildo by Kat June 26, 2003