Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.

Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!

Jerkless January by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021

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jeegle

something or someone with no energy or strength, not unlike an egg

Oscar: Stop being so jeegle

jeegle by suprememe egg February 7, 2018

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jeagle

Combination of Jesus and an eagle; creator and ruler of everything. Traditional renditions show him having a human lower body, wearing a robe and sandals, and a big-ass eagle head.

If you piss jeagle off, he will peck your eyeballs out with his beak. For eternity. Better play it safe and do what he says.

jeagle by jeaglefreak001 October 24, 2008

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Pre-season Jargle

when a tv series or something similar does a bunch of weird random stuff before the new season starts

sorry for the pre-season jargle

Pre-season Jargle by PerfectPeridot December 7, 2020

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