Melvin

One of the very first people that created ninjas nearly two thousand centuries ago.
A very powerful ninja known to dominate the rival ninja known as Jasmin.
His power is so mighty it is said that it rivals that of Chuck Norris.
Epic.

A tour-group came to a huge city that was totally demolished; "what happened here," they asked. The guide simply said Melvin.

by kaibakid February 11, 2010

Melvin

a boy you love to look at. his skin is perfecty smooth and tan, his eyes are dark and dangerous and his smile is to die for. he's very smart especially in creative writing even if he is somewhat an overachiever. he loves soccer and is fiercly loyal to his friends. with just a wink he'll melt your heart and you will promise him your virginty. he can own your vagina with just a glance.

girl 1: omg did you see that guy?? he winked at me and my vagina belonged to him
girl 2: oh yeah that happened to me yesterday, he's such a melvin.

by torimusic October 6, 2012

Melvin

A rare person that jacks off everyday usually have ligma

Melvin’s arm is hugs,girl omg yea Melvin’s friend yea he maturbates daily

by Shgwbaj July 21, 2018

Melvin

A wedgie in the front. Also sometimes called a Minerva for girls

Ouch that Melvin really hurt my balls

by Poop23456677543 December 1, 2013

Melvin

A severely odd and uncool person.
A wimp or a tool.

Mom, why do I have to play in the marching band? All the band kids are frickin' Melvins.

by The Wonderboy August 31, 2005

Melvin

A game played by British school children where someone tries to stick their fingers up the other person butt to hurt them

Oi look at this im gonna melvin Mellors

by BumYourMum February 10, 2020

Melvin

Melvin: A woman’s genital area resembling a front wedgie/cameltoe, i. e., her outer lips (labia majora) are so big as to obscure her inner lips (labia minora).

Went to a strip club and saw this awesome hottie flashing her Melvin.

by Subguy1 May 21, 2020