Shist 

A mist of shit - i.e. a very watery diarrhea that sprays, likely caused by the ingestion of laxatives. It tends to leave small droplets on the toilet and on surrounding areas.

I took a dulcolax and damn, I was shisting all over the place.

Shist by im12andwatisthis May 9, 2014

shist 

Used in place of 'shit' by people trying to quit their bad habbit of swearing, or when a person feels that they are too pure to swear.
Has the compounded benefit of rhyming with the swear word 'Christ'

Holy shist, that guy almost ran me over!!!

shist by Avi February 4, 2004

shist 

(verb) to steal; to rob

chris likes to shist shit at parties

shist by dictator of October 7, 2005

shist 

Noun; a type of rock, sounds like a swearword, i personally think the guy who named it was stupid

swearword:
Person1: Holey shist!
Person2: You mean shit?
rock:
Person1:Dude, you are so lucky to get shist to research, the name is so cool!
Person2: I know man, right?

shist by Food is life December 30, 2011

shist 

Noun; the arm of an overweight person where the wrist and arm are seamless all the way to the shoulder. The upper body version of the cankle.

Man, her arm movement wouldn't be so limited if it weren't for her enormous shists.
She had to stop wearing her watch due to the size of her shists.

shist by Jay Ru August 23, 2007

Shist 

Noun.
Somewhere between a shart and a mist. A very light shart that can usually be heard and smelled but barely felt, a bit like someone sneezing on you. A shist might feel like a light misting from an atomiser, but sound and smell repugnant, possibly even leaving a very slight stain on your clothes or indeed even your skin. In rare cases of a silent shist the only clue that you may have been shisted on is a delicate feeling akin to water vapour condensing on your cheek on a misty day.

Verb: Shisted

Sarah: Oh god what was that noise? Did Lily poo on you?
Mike: I don't think so, but it smells like it... Oh wait, she shisted!

After fearing the worst from a shart, Dave was somewhat relieved when he took off his underpants to find he had merely shisted.

Shist by 24gears July 2, 2014

Shist 

The need to piss and shit at the same time.

Person 1: Bro whats wrong?

Person 2: I really need to Shist!

Person 1: Damn..

Shist by Spify Dragon August 6, 2011