A special event that occurs when three or more hobos enter an abandoned Winnebago, wrap their faces in
plastic wrap coated in hemmeroid cream with cocaine, and begin sticking some D’s in some A’s to Lynyrd Skynyrd’s rendition of the
Star Spangled Banner. If the event is well planned snakes, rats and sometimes even squirrels, if nearby, are
wrapped up in tortillas with lime juice and even their A’s get some sweet Hobo D’s. At the end of the night everybody has a finger in either a Hobo, Squirrel or rat’s pooper.
“This is what
I’m saying...you, your friend, and us hobos in that old Winne there...a
plastic wrap special...some D’s in some squirrel A’s, Bobby’s hemmeroid cream...and lots of
plastic wrap. Very nice evening...oh yeah. Relaxing.”