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To get drunk or already getting drunk
Man i am getting tuned tonight!
tuned by FHS Kid February 4, 2006
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A car that is maxed out in power and has all the best possible parts for it
look at that tuned zonda c12s
tuned by chris gray January 4, 2005
Stating that someone or something competing lost badly at whatever activity.
Dude, we got tuned in last night's soccer game, we lost 9-0.

or

Your'e getting tuned man, just give up.
tuned by hektor January 27, 2005
facetuned af
bro trust me her face doesn't look like that, she tuned the fuck out of that picture
tuned by ggitter_girl March 20, 2021
Be in tune with oneself, life, and everything. Achieve a higher state of being, usually with the aid of psychoactive and shamanic substances (entheogens) such as cannabis and psilocybin mushrooms.
He's getting tuned; I'm in complete tune; Let's get tuned tonight!
Tuned by TunedMan August 5, 2022

tuned up 

The act of receiving or delivering a "no holds barred" beating by one indiviual or several individuals.
Yo, that wigger got tuned up!
tuned up by druzicka July 14, 2005

tuned to the moon 

Someone who is either an idiot, or spends too much time taking drugs. Someone who shows signs of minimal intelligence and/or common sense.

This phrase can be used in an offensive or a friendly context.
"Look at that prick, he's fuckin tuned to the moon, so he is"

"Ah've goat my giro, ah'm gonna be well tuned tae the moon the night so ah am"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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