lazy h 

So you're doing this chick and her sister with your buddy, and the brunette is fellating you silly. You arrange the ensamble so that your buddy is hitting the fake blond from the back. Then you and your buddy prop your hands against each other with your arms extended out, making a lean-to over the skanky-panky sisters. The girls are leaned over each other, thus "lazy."

Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you, Tyler, your sister and Lazy H next to each other.

So after I leaned a Lazy H with Tyler and these two Jewish sisters, I woke up with no hair on my balls.

lazy h by big biff and the chubbs January 22, 2005

lazy ho syndrome

a condition in which the afflicted is incapable of doing any work whatsoever and is reluctant to do anything besides eat, sleep, or go on the internet. widespread among college students. very contagious with no known cure besides getting off your fat lazy ass and doing something productive.

"where's jessica?"
"she's sleeping on the couch"
"hasn't she been doing that all day?"
"no she got up to eat some nachos and check her facebook"
"damn that bitch has some serious LHS"
"LHS?"
"lazy ho syndrome"

lazy ho syndrome by iloveolas December 16, 2008

Lazy Hammer

A male penis that can only be aroused in certain situations.

Adam went out with Christi the other night with the hopes of giving her the Flying Camel but he brought along his lazy hammer instead.

Lazy Hammer by Duluth Kan Jam June 4, 2018

Lazy hole 

1.When a girl is so loving and horny turns into a bitch who refuses to have sex or even gives you blow jobs she becomes a lazy hole.

2.When your girl won't have sex with you.

Husband :Dude,my college sweetheart who i loved so much and couldn't get her hands off me turned into this sensitive,self absorbed workaholic who doesn't even spend passionate nights in bed with me anymore.

Guy:That is why i didn't get married.First you get that disease called one gina.You might get stuck with it for the rest of your life and then when it is about to fuck you up it evolves to a lazy hole.Yeah, you chose one giana and now your wife is a lazy hole

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Lazy hole by zingeraddict September 29, 2011

lazy hunge 

A variation on the dollar amount hunge commonly used to mock a social group that do not often come across such denominations by flaunting a relaxed attitude towards a decent amount of money.

Student at college party: Hey, I'm taking donations for a beer run.

Businessman who infiltrated a college party: Really? I'll chuck in a lazy hunge.

lazy hunge by All the fucking names are taken2 May 2, 2008

Lazy Holterman 

The act of impregnating someone, as if the act of conception is as casual, easy, and naturally expected as, say, that of ordering a beer at a bar.

Drunk friend: "I just wanna know - when are you gonna give Michelle a Lazy Holterman?"

Lazy Holterman by Rev john October 20, 2011

lazy hawk

A mohawk that is never spiked, and is off to one side with the rest of the head, and the back of the head, shaved.

guy 1: "Dude, did you hear that this guy named OSSISS invented the lazy hawk?"

guy 2: "Yeah, I hear everyone is copying him now."

lazy hawk by OSSISS March 1, 2011