Bonification

The process of juxtaposing one's boner to another, in a rather businesslike manner, to come to some sort of conclusion.

Juan had practiced bonification with Raul in many business deals, the winner being the person with the biggest boner.

Bonification by TherealBeau August 4, 2016

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Bonification Process

The process of a penis transforming from "soft" to "hard".

I'm about to get all up in that as soon as the bonification process has completed.

Bonification Process by tanuki1980 July 13, 2010

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Bacon Bonification

A sex act, usually done by a female, where the female first cooks the male some bacon in previously used lubrication and sperm, then sexually presents it to him within her vagina in a manner of arousing him.the men must first eat her out to obtain the prize. The female then allows the male to continue eating the bacon while having sex.
This method of sexitude came from a women first wanting something from a male, but he would not give in. The female then took two things he loved, fused them together, and gave it to him.
After giving a man a Bacon Bonification, most females will get what they want.

Girl 1: "I wish my boyfriend would give me a new iPod"

Girl 2: "I gave my boyfriend a Bacon Bonification and he gave me a new Car!"

Bacon Bonification by sexinatorationaryineous June 10, 2011

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Bocafication

The process of pre-vacation renewal through primp and purse. Anything regarding the preparation for, or general state of mind of, the coastal Floridian sun – whether or not culminating in a trip to Boca Raton. Active form: to bocafy.

Oh, she's not in the office today...she needed a day for bocafication.

Bocafication by floutingalltherules April 24, 2015