pinch a loaf 

take a dump

be right back, gotta pinch a loaf

pinch a loaf by a February 18, 2007

pinch a loaf 

Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" a loaf of shit that is hanging halfway out your ass and won't drop of its own accord. Pinching a loaf always results in extra-messy wiping.

"Hurry up and finish taking a shit, we're already late! Pinch the loaf if you must!"

"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."

pinch a loaf by bingobastard March 28, 2009

pinch a loaf 

to defecate(see also take a dump)

If you will excuse me, I have to pinch a loaf.

pinch a loaf by Light Joker January 11, 2005

pinch a loaf 

take a shit

pinch a loaf by Anonymous May 8, 2003

pinch a loaf 

A slang term (not very well known). Its a term describing what happens when you release matter from your bowels. Many use the term instead of a derogitory 4 letter word because it sounds less harsh. In the example below you will see how easy it can be used when you are speaking to loved ones.

I'll take out the trash after I pinch a loaf.

pinch a loaf by B. Steed January 2, 2005

pinch a loaf 

(Verb) To take a bowel movement.

Oh man, I gotta pinch a loaf wicked bad!

pinch a loaf by Peter June 1, 2006

Pinch a loaf 

To cut off the hanging of fecal matter from the anus.

Hey dog I'll be ready in a few, I gotta pinch a loaf first.

Pinch a loaf by Danielwebster February 22, 2015