zorsted 

Abbreviation of ‘exhausted.’ Said when one is too exhausted to say 3 syllables.

Jess: “This is a heck of a run. Are you getting tired?”

Kris: “Zorsted.”

zorsted by Spearo Hero October 25, 2020

Zoasted 

When you're a little drunk, a little high, but you're super chilled out.

Friend: Hey man, are you crossed?
You: Nah I'm just a little zoasted

Zoasted by Corvax123 March 27, 2022

Zoosted 

being drunk or acting drunk. could also mean drunk on energy drinks or in a good mood.

BRO STEVE WAS SO ZOOSTED LAST NIGHT
YEA HE HAD ONE TOO MANY SHOTS

Zoosted by thezoost June 16, 2018

Zosted 

person who is completly intoxicated and roasted

Im completely Zosted with this crack n whack O_o

Zosted by Kneekill February 9, 2008

zousted 

==Zousted==
Zousted is a term that describes an act of immense drunkenness. This drunkenness is only considered ZOUSTED when the said zoustie is doing acts that would other wise be deemed as an act that the zoustie would not do under other conditions.

==Dave Lipes==
David Lipes coined the term Zousted.

An example of Zousted is when david fucked his television set while singing when a man loves a woman.

zousted by sam moye October 23, 2007

Zoasted 

To be superior-ly roasted, lit and exhausted at the same time

Yo bro I'm totally zoasted.

Yeah me too man being zoasted really sucks but at least we're lit.

Zoasted by suuupurdude December 14, 2016