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Zempliar 

The outside piece of bread on a loaf of bread- sometimes known at the "crust" or "outsider".
Oh no I wanted a sandwich but it is only the zempliar that's left!

Would you like peanut butter on your zempliar?
Zempliar by janet_jankleberry January 15, 2021
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A Zampolve is a cross between a Zombie, a Vampire, and a Werewolf. They are extremely hard to kill because they must be killed three different ways. The Zombie must have its spinal cord severed. The Vampire needs a wooden stake to the heart. And the Werewolf needs to be shot with a silver bullet. Zampolves are pretty much badass.
Person 1 - KILL THAT ZAMPOLVE!!

Person2 - I cant!

Person 1 - Why not?!

Person 2 - I only have a wooden stake!

Person 1 - Well we're fucked then!!

Person 2 - Damn right
Zampolve by Agent Hawk June 19, 2006
To have the purest of steez
A mix between Zesty and Steamy
Damn that slide was so Zeamy

You're looking Zeamy today
Zeamy by Zeamy April 29, 2013
A mix of the two horror creatures, Zombie and Vampire.
1) Me and my friend saw a zampire
2) OMFG NAIS!! A zampire!
zampire by Forrest Coughin August 6, 2007

Zampogna 

A type of Southern Italian bagpipe. They have two chanters and typically have 2-3 drone pipes. They come in various sizes in order to play different pitches and keys. Generally the sac is made from an entire goat skin. They are associated with Christmas and other religious festivals and are an important element of Italian folk music. Also see Ciaramedda.
Most Americans are unaware of the Italian Zampogna and think that the only bagpipes that exist are those from Scotland and Ireland.
Zampogna by DavideKC November 27, 2007

Zamphoni 

At ice hockey games, the other vehicle that looks like an actual Zamboni but isn't, and is not capable of cleaning the ice. It is usually there for advertising and giving fans rides on between periods.
Little Liam was so happy he got to ride on the Zamphoni during the Phantoms game!
Zamphoni by the_whapper December 22, 2022