yanktified 

The process, usually applied to one of southern upbringing, of being assimilated into the northern (or yankee) way of life. This may include words used inconversation, accents, driving styles and choices in beer. This process normally takes a certain amount of time and is not completed overnight, but is highly noticable when the person returns to their point of origin for a visit.

After moving from Austin to Chicago, I was clear that Becky had become yanktified by how she sped through yellow lights and constantly pressed the car horn.

yanktified by Steven Roe July 3, 2008

Janktified 

Old or messed up item

Person 1: I like your shoes
Person 2: Thanks, but they're kinda janktified

Janktified by Lyd Rock March 2, 2008

Yankified 

The act of something or someone that is of Southern US origin, but over time has come to more closely resemble a thing or person of Northern US origin.

After five years of living in New York City, her family worried she was fully yankified.

Those yankified grits are good, but my grandmother's recipe is better.

Yankified by Texpat July 19, 2010

janktified 

(past tense) to be janky. in a janky state of condition. to impose a janky manipulation on an object. busted up. see also janked up

"my mechanic has no skillz, he janktified my car and now it runs like crap!"
"your bike is so janktified, i wouldn't ride that sandcast rig to the bodega!"
"somebody just janktified the bathroom!"

janktified by sriracha February 2, 2006

Yancified 

A hack fix to any problem that on the surface looks like it might work but in reality is just garbage.

I yancified my dirt bike exhaust using epoxy after it burst at the seam from placing it in the freezer with water to take out the dents.

Yancified by Whyowhy? December 2, 2018

yonkified 

the act of consuming ~40 Benadryl in the woods and living life like a survival horror game.

"Bro, Gorby was totally yonkified last night - he tried peeling his skin off with a potato peeler!"

yonkified by 40benadryl April 26, 2022