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worshopping 

adhering to silly capitalism shit and buying things that are useless because you think it's important
Person A: Man, I hate seeing all of the posts on Facebook statuses about CoD: MW3. It's not like a newer version won't come out, there shouldn't be as much hype about it. Plus some people are just pretending to be cool like they're actually good at the game.

Person B: I know, they're totally worshopping.
worshopping by Noggin1234554321 November 9, 2011
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Cock worshiping 

1.To sexually crave a penis whether soft or erect to the point where you do tasks and things asked for the person who you are cock worshipping to receive sex with this person and his cock

2. You like penis so much you crave it you always want it in you or on you or atleast around you always sucking on it or face fucking it or giving it a handjob or even playing with it while the person is asleep
Bro this bitch is a cock worshiping freak
Cock worshiping by Savethepolarbears September 18, 2019

cock worshipping 

n.

1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving cock. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the cock to ejaculation, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.

2. Being so obsessed that dick is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of dick.

3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a penis, gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience. Often includes ball sucking and rimming to show absolute reverence for the man and his cock.

4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the phallus as a powerful deity containing the spark from which all life emanates.
1. After putting me in the friendzone, Becky confessed she's into cock worshipping. So, when we hang out, she's always sexting other guys, looking at their dick pics, or having me give her rides so she can give them head.

2. I love Becky, hanging out with her, and being her roommate and her bestie. But, sometimes I wish we could talk about something besides other guys dicks and how she loves being a cock worshipping slut.

3. I often wait in my car for an hour or more while Becky provides cock worshipping service to a guy she just met on Tinder.

4. When Becky decorated our apartment with phallic statues and artwork, I realized cock worshipping had become her religion.

Cock Worshiping Whore 

An individual that is an absolute cock slut. Will suck any cock, any time and any place. Becomes an absolute slave to the dick when presented with a cock. Worship includes copious amounts of slobber, hand and mouth action including rubbing with other body parts such as the feet. Other acts of worship may include lipping, smacking, throating and constant fondling.
Rachel is a cock worshiping whore. She sees the D and that's it. She'll work that cock till it blows all over her.

pussy worshipping 

n.

1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving pussy. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the pussy to orgasm, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.

2. Being so obsessed that snatch is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of honeypot.

3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a vagina (clit, labia, & vulva), gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience.

4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the yoni (female genitals) as a nurturing deity containing the cradle in which all life forms.
1. Even though I'm firmly in the friendzone, my roommate Becky likes to send me a clamagram every now and then just to tease me since she knows I'm into pussy worshipping.

2. I can't stop daydreaming about pussy. Every time I close my eyes I see pussy. I think my pussy worshipping has gotten out of hand.

3. In all my fantasies, I'm giving pussy worshiping service to Becky while she's giving cock worshiping service to another guy.

4. A pussy worshipping religion seems better than Becky's cock worshipping faith.

Sun Worshipping Atheism 

Sun Worshipping Atheism is for people who do not believe in gods, but believe that the demands of nature are like a higher power that must be answered to avoid disease and unhappiness and also to be morally responsible. These basic, evolved demands of nature include:
1) Getting sunlight
2) Getting fresh air
3) Getting 8 hours of sleep
4) Eating and drinking when you need to
5) Exercising
6) Resting mentally and physically
7) Working/challenging yourself
8) Being social
9) Respecting individual integrity
10) Using your mind skeptically and prudently
When I started getting depressed and stressed out, my friend suggested I try practicing Sun Worshipping Atheism.

My girlfriend says Sun Worshipping Atheism has made me way nicer to be around.
Sun Worshipping Atheism by WithSun December 31, 2011

Worshiping The Porcelain Goddess

A euphemism for vomiting into the toilet.
Example:
Jane Doe is regretting and paying for her excessive drinking last night. She has spent several hours on her knees worshiping the porcelain goddess.