wookee 

A device, made up of several dryer sheets stuffed inside of an empty toilet paper roll, that is used to cover the smell of weed smoke up. Especially handy if you smoking weed in your friend's basement while his dad is upstairs.

Vince: *Motions to pass the wookee*
Tom: "Bro hold it in for longer pussy."
Greg: "Tom give him the wookee, my dad is upstairs!"

wookee by b1gvince80190 June 7, 2007

wookee soup 

a really horrible halo 3 player who tends to betray alot

we dont need no wookee soup.

wookee soup by godzira June 28, 2010

What about the droid attack on the Wookies? 

What you say at a council meeting when the Separatists invade Kashyyyk

“What about the droid attack on the Wookies?”- Ki-Adi-Mundi

What about the droid attack on the Wookies? by despacito 7 June 27, 2018

pookie wookie elfie bear 

An endearing term to give to your lover.

I love my pookie wookie elfie bear more than anything!

pookie wookie elfie bear by ilovechucknorris February 28, 2011

wookiee sledge 

(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.

"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"

"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."

wookiee sledge by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007

wookiee life day is canceled

A way of saying there are no drugs without incriminating yourself.

From the fictional Star Wars holiday of the same name, in which every three years wookiees consume hallucinogenic orga root in order to commune with the tree of life. If none of the drug is available, the wookiee elders cancel the celebration for that year.

Alice: Did you get the stuff for the party?
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.

wookiee life day is canceled by Boboli December 28, 2013

Stroking the Wookie 

Perfoming sexual acts on a girl who has not trimmed her lady garden.

Jolliffe - "So you get any last night?"
Graham - "Yeah, I was stroking the wookie"
Jolliffe - "Aww mate you should tell her to shave"

Stroking the Wookie by Bond & Tinkham January 1, 2011