wonkstein 

made from a wierd kid in my class namely me! its a strange person that no one knows the name for.

dude " whos that n00b "
me " dunno dude what a wonkstein "

wonkstein by Craigybaby April 26, 2005

wankstain 

1. A semen stain on clothing, particularly embarrassing for a male around the groin area. A stain possibly caused by a male accidentally ejaculating on ones self or sexual misadventure.

2. A derogatory term used to describe a person as nothing more than a disgusting semen stain.

1. Oh shit I dropped ice cream on my trousers and its going to look like a wankstain.

2. What a fucking wank stain.

wankstain by Libertine June 17, 2016

wankstain 

1. A persistant annonoying twat .2. Something you desperately want to get rid off but with a great deal of difficulty.

1. Get out of my face , you wankstain !
2. That housemate of mine is harder to get rid off than the wankstain on the wall!
3. This mate of mine is a proper wankstain !

wankstain by Lester122 April 9, 2007

wankstain 

person of such low intelligence that only a clump of dried dead sperm are a comparison

That stupid wankstain has fucked up again

wankstain by bikerspice July 10, 2003

wankstain 

n. Insult, mostly British. Used for foolish, dirty or vulnerable people. Derived from wank and wanker, to do with masturbating. Taken literally, a wankstain would be semen staining an item of clothing after masturbation.

1. You haven't taken a bath in weeks you wankstain!

wankstain by Gravyboy June 13, 2004

wankstain 

A complete and utter waste of a perfectly good wank!

You are a complete and utter 'wankstain'!

wankstain by TsunamiWaverider July 3, 2015

albert winestein 

Any person who, after drinking large amounts of alcohol, begins to act as if they are smarter than they really are.

Don't try having a conversation with Dave...he goes from nice guy to Albert Winestein in 3 pints.

albert winestein by Nick Charles February 1, 2007