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To wongle is to rub the erect penis up and down your sleeping girlfriend/wifes ass crack to try and wake them up for sex. (You all know what I'm talking about!)
I was horny as fuck when I got in from the pub last night. I got into to bed and wongled the wife. She didn't wake up so i whacked one off and went to sleep!
wongle by Rayzor October 11, 2006
A wongle is a grown Chinese man that acts like a baby and has to be fed and treated like one.
β€œHe is such a wongle!”
wongle by Silyyy GR November 27, 2018
"Sanji is a swirly brow wongle" Zoro yells at the top of his lungs.
Wongle by anonymous September 15, 2020
Caitlin wongled her middle finger at me
Wongle by #wewill March 15, 2024

Wongle diddley dongle 

This is a person who preforms the act of shitting on a persons face. After they shit on the persons face of they eat the shit, and wait. When they have to shit they shit back onto the person who shat on them first and this begins a never ending cycle to get the scary wongle diddley donlge to not haunt you in the after world. If you do it enough times he will in fact not haunt you in the after life. But there is no defined number, you must find this out yourself
Man I would love to wongle diddley dongle that girl. I need someone so that lord wongle diddley dongle will not haunt me in the after life.

Bong-wongle 

Fuck off you bong-wongle
Bong-wongle by Godsringpiece November 20, 2019