witsec

The Federal Witness Protection Program. The United States Marshals Service provides for the security, health, and safety of government witnesses, and their immediate dependents, whose lives are in danger as a result of their testimony against organized crime, drug traffickers, terrorists and other major criminals.

Witsec - the witness Security program of the United States Marshals Service is called.

witsec by Jim Rigney August 15, 2006

wisecock 

wisecock one who is a wiseass and has a cocky attitude is annoying shows his or her cockiness and arrogance regardless of the situation and whats going on

the clerk at the local grocery store was being a wisecock spewing sarcastic comments making wise cracks showing her arrogance and being a straight up asshole about the whole thing

wisecock by littlejimmie March 28, 2019

Wisecock 

An old, bald Chemistry teacher who has tourettes. Usually refers to doughnuts and old Indians who used to chew willow bark to ease any kind of their pain. If you get on his bad side, he will stare you down. I warn you: YOU WILL LOSE THE STARING CONTEST. He is so boring, he makes you want to eat salty pumpkin seeds and draw pictures of him.

You better watch out: Wisecock is staring at you. You better run away NOW.

Wisecock by dvb:) December 30, 2008

wisecracker 

A smart or facetious remark

James: You look pretty, Priscilla.

Priscilla: Thank you!

James: Pretty damn ugly! (Laughs)

A classic James wisecrack. James is a wisecracker.

wisecracker by Scarface15 January 14, 2015

Bud Wisecracker

A dude who starts slinging insults after he's had a few brews (such as budweiser).

BUD WISECRACKER: Hey, Pamela, you got some nice titties on ya! Come over here and let me suck on your nips!

PAMELA: Shut up, Asshole!

BUD WISECRACKER: What are you lookin' at Tommy.

SMASH!!! Tommy's fist knocks out all of Bud's front teeth and sends him on a snooze cruise.

Bud Wisecracker by Bar Bare-all Eden May 31, 2006

Axel witseled 

To break someones leg in football (soccer) by committing a huge foul and then pretend nothing was your fault.
Derived from the foul he committed on Marcin Wasilewski.

Man , did you see that tackle on Marcin Wasilewski?

Yeah , he totally got Axel witseled.

Axel witseled by Kve February 9, 2010

Wisecracking 

Somehow being smart and cool at the same time, but being an annoying piece of shit.

"Yo bro, see that kid? He loves wisecracking."
"I gotcha bro, let's meet at the parking lot. I come from the right, you come from the left. Let's beat up this asshole."
"That's what I like to hear! Up top!"

Wisecracking by SqueezyPeasy December 12, 2020