wastem 

When someone is so drunk that they are sluring their words.

Hey, have you spoken to Jake?
Yeah man, the dude is so wastem!

wastem by Kiwi Kaz September 7, 2007

ciao wasted 

an italian term: ciao (meaning hi in this case) wasted, meaning smashed.

Sandra: Yo he's so smashed...
Alessio: CIAO WASTED!!
Nick: Mmmm...

ciao wasted by italianwop September 24, 2009

flame wasted

Wasted beyond belief. Number one cause of girls kissing girls and can lead anyone to basically go nuts.

Liz drank 2 beers and 2 shots and got flame wasted because she's a girl and girls can't drink as much as guys.

flame wasted by LizIsLiz March 26, 2012

Doosh waste 

The upper echelon of being a complete douche bag. Not the useful, clean, vinegary fluid that goes in, but the useless, cottage cheesy, foul smelling mucousy substance that comes out.

That dude marcus is a fuckin tool bag. Yeah dawg, he's a total bag of doosh waste.

Doosh waste by Skidawg75 October 9, 2020

waste of bungwipe 

Very similar to an oxygen thief; a totally worthless PWPOSMF (pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker).
The term bungwipe refers to toliet paper, so the waste of bungwipe is somebody that does not really need to exist; e.g., a pollutant in the gene pool.

Goddammit stop doing that you waste of bungwipe!!!

That mofo is such a waste of bungwipe that I want to force-feed him ten boxes of extra-strength Ex-Lax, water it down his esophagus with a couple of quarts of concentrated camel urine, and then sew his lips to his asshole.

waste of bungwipe by Telephony January 17, 2012

Wastehog 

Waste hog means 'Wasteman' in another context it's a word chavs use to call someone a fuckup.

Jordeh stop being such a wastehog.

Wastehog by Revert1993 December 19, 2011

XP Waste 

In RuneScape, when something causes a loss of XP, it is considered an XP waste.

Short for experience waste.

House party? XP Waste.
Homework? XP Waste.
Girlfriend? XP Waste.

XP Waste by Nova Fission August 1, 2012