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a substitute for 'was like' used if the quote is paraphrased
I was like 'bitch i got my own croissants I don't need your cheap ass dollar tree garbage' and Carley was like 'this is why you aint got no fuckin money.'
was like by qpalzmdic January 19, 2022

He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son. 

This line is said after almost every death of one of pewd’s pets.
“JOERGEN- NOoOoOoOoOo !!”
“He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.”

her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

A hairy vagina that’s been used so much and is so baggy it seems to have no end.
I’m not saying she was easy but her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

i was like 

1. a replacement for the words "i said", used most commonly by teenagers telling a story

2. a filler to add a dramatic edge to a story
so i was like, okay you need to leave and he was like, well i'm taking my cat with me

i was like, sooo drunk and i made out with a lamp
i was like by itsyagirlmeg July 9, 2011

and i was like ahh

Obnoxious people use this phrase after they have recited an anecdote about their petty tribulations.

This is to compensate for their complete absence of wit or original insight into anything.
Teenage girl drops her lipstick.

Girl: Omigod becki, this morning i was like, putting my lipstick on, and then i dropped it and there was lipstick like alllllll over the floor and i was like AHH!!!!
Boy: uhhh... how exactly can you be "like ahh"?
Girl: I apologise for my poor use of English. I tend to use "like" as an all-purpose word. Yes, I was slightly disgrunted at the time, but I wasn't physically comparable to a sound, nor did I actually raise my hands in the air and shout "AHH!"
Boy: I think makeup and clothes stores contain brain-destroying chemicals.
Girl: Help me.
and i was like ahh by fanboy January 1, 2005

I was like 

I said. Used when recounting something said, to idicate that the dialogue to follow may be a paraphrase.
Yesterday, Jesse pulled my hair again, and I was like "You are annoying"!
I was like by Nicole Mitchell January 6, 2008