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wanksultation 

Noun, chiefly Br. Eng.

Contraction of Wank + Consultation.

1. When you're unsure if you're attracted to someone, so you fantasize about them when having some "alone time" to help you decide.*

2. When you and a co-worker-with-benefits find an empty meeting room for a quick bit of hanky panky on company time.*

*Neither of these things have much in common with good decision making.
1. Hmm do I really like this Eric guy? I guess consulting the spankbank for a wouldn't hurt my chances at finding out!

2. Hey Janet, you got 5 minutes? I'm stressed out about this deadline and I could really use a quick wanksultation in the breakout room.
wanksultation by EdgarLongstaff November 18, 2020
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wankstation

A completly useless bastard. also. Any Information Technology interface that allows the downloading or viewing of pornography for the purposes of masterbation.
While his family slept, J. would creep into his study and quietly abuse himself in front of his precious, his wankstation.
wankstation by mcguvir June 21, 2010
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Wankstation

A wankstation is a person who can generally be found hanging around city halls street cornors late at nite. In exchange for money you can shoot the load flat out.
Look at that wankstation there, I wouldnt mind abit of that
Wankstation by Michael Williams November 18, 2004

wankstation

It is a place where people go and have a bank. For example the bathroom.
Yo Vlad, where have you been?
I was at the wankstation, sorry!
wankstation by wanking May 3, 2017

wankstation

It's a place where people go have wank. For example the bathroom.
Yo Vlad, where have you been?
I was at the wankstation, sorry!
wankstation by wanking May 3, 2017

Wankstation

A place where people go have a wank. For example the bathroom, or the shower.
Yo Vlad, where have you been?
I was at the wankstation, srry!
Really?
Yeah, I could not hold it back anymore!
Wankstation by wanking May 4, 2017