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jerks off, jacks off, shakes hands with the governor, spanks the monkey, etc.
wanks off by Fletcher Cox December 7, 2004

armitage wanks 

you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks
armitage wanks by jaffaw July 16, 2009

wankus interuptus 

The act of being interrupted during self pleasure, by any means. Derived from the early latin, and similar to coitus interruptus, it was coined by Dr Bryan in the early '10s. The worst instance of this is when the individual is almost cumming, and their pleasure is interrupted and are rendered unable to continue
Tom 1: Oh man i had the worst case of wankus interuptus last night
Tom 2: Yeah mate?
Tom 1: yeah, was almost about to cum, when my sister came home and i had to stop
Tom 2: Oh man i fucken hate wankus interruptus

Wankus Maximus 

A satirical name given to a dedicated masturbator.
Person A: Karim has been losing a lot of weight lately.
Person B: That's a small price one has to pay, to earn the title of Wankus Maximus.
Wankus Maximus by Titan90 September 2, 2019

wall of wanks 

Top most wanked to people featured on thankyourwank.com The Wall of Wanks includes man, woman and celebrities that the users of the website +1 everytime they wank thinking about them.
Everyone wanks so hard at Hayley Williams that no wonder she is always featured on the wall of wanks of thankyourwank.com
wall of wanks by WankMistress July 11, 2011
1. n. a flaccid penis. See also: chub

2. vi. a pathetic person, an inept poser
1. You have a little wankus.

2. Did you see him tip his bike over? That Kevin kid sure is a wankus.
wankus by Wally Balljacker December 21, 2003