wandernaut 

a know-it-all, frequent traveler. they will one up any travel story you've got because they've already been there, done that. they somehow always are in the first boarding group at the airport. they get upgrades at their hotels. you hate them. but secretly wish you were them.

"No shit, you've already been to Dominica?" Because you're a wandernaut, I thought in my head. Of course you've been there before me.

wandernaut by surbeelee April 16, 2014

wanderbating 

To wander whilst masterbating. Frequently performed by those who get distracted easily and need a change of scenery. Painfully awkward for room mates, houseguests, parents, etc.

I once walked in on my brother while he was masturbating. Wait, I walked in on him while I was masturbating. I was wanderbating.

wanderbating by PhilFFI January 7, 2011

wankernaught

A person who is such a massive wanker that they are off the planet.

That guy is such a wankernaught.

wankernaught by Bryagh October 3, 2014

wondernut 

lance armstrong and Britt's boyfriend

Damn!, that wondernut sure can peddle fast.

wow, wondernut fit three fingers in!

wondernut by Bennsylvania January 12, 2008

Wanderslut 

A person who is usually very attractive and you have a desire to fuck and know you could, but their choice in sex partners makes you think twice.

I wanted to bang my teacher last night after we got drinks at the bar, but he's such a wanderslut, and i'm glad I didn't.

Wanderslut by Mallazyr March 29, 2015

wanderbate 

Desiring a life of traveling to new places to masturbate.

Alice dreams of a life where she can pleasure herself in the setting of her choice. She is consumed by wanderbate.

wanderbate by wanderbater December 20, 2013

wanderslut 

A slut for wander.

She couldn't read enough books. She couldn't listen to enough podcasts. She couldn't talk to enough people. She was a wanderslut.

wanderslut by Wanderslut23 June 27, 2023